Zigmund Yoshio

Zigmund Yoshio (more commonly called Zig) is a moronic idiot who loves Big Macs, pizza, toxic

gas, and randomly breaking into song. Every memeber of the Yoshio family has been a professional air hockey player, including Zig and his father, since 1804, when Stella Yoshio died at age 2 and was paid because she had life insurance. Zig's best friend is Tetsune Mae-Lin, and calls her Poteto, formerly Teto. His father was almost as insane as Zig himself, though his mother was not. His only brother is named Marcos Yoshio. Zig is 12 years old and graduated from the Stupid School of Gifted Stupidity at age 1. In his spare time Zig likes to play violent M-Rated Zombie Hunting games on his XBOX 360 and iPhone. Zig dislikes zombie apps involving keeping zombies alive, zombies, and Slappy Lady.

Trivia:
 * Even though Skittles freak Zig out, he loves them.
 * Though she's his best friend, Tetsune Mae-lin hates Zig.